The acting president

George Washington

David Morse, last seen as the suspicious neighbor in "Disturbia," plays our nation’s first president in the HBO miniseries "John Adams." David does a fine job, but we hope Cate Blanchett—who showed her capacity for cross-dressing playing Bob Dylan in "I’m Not There"—is next to take on our first president.

Listen up, Cate: White wig + wooden teeth = guaranteed Oscar gold.