High on TV

9. Ryan Howard, ‘The Office’

How quickly the temptations that come with success corrupt the weak! Not only did his promotion to vice president at Dunder Mifflin prompt Ryan (B.J. Novak) to turn into a major beotch, but the former temp started snorting more coke than you’d find in a Bret Easton Ellis novel. A major cocaine habit remains Ryan’s second-most-heinous crime—No.1 remains his infamously creepy half-beard.