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Veg out: Stuffed mushrooms at Bertha's
Ingredients: Mushrooms sautéed in red wine, then covered with a cheese and tomato blend, broiled and served with a lemon wedge
Damage: $8.25
Skinny: Don't forget your Lactaid, this fungi is swimming in a gooey sea of cheese. If Super Mario had eaten these mushrooms, there's no way he would have traversed the underworld battling an army of angry turtles for the love of some high-maintenance princess. Instead, he may have decided to order a chilly pint of Bertha's Best Bitter, sitting this one out and listening to jazz while Luigi chased glory. Besides, mushrooms are easier to catch, especially when smothered in enticing layers of cheese and Italian seasonings. Satiate your inner pudgy Italian plumber: eat Bertha's mushrooms.--Anthony Lohr
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