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Sir Lance-a-Wurst

Stuff on sticks: Sir Lance-a-Wurst on a Stick at RenFest

Damage: $3

Skinny: I'll bet there are better uses for this naked piece of meat than actually eating it. This frighteningly large culinary representation of a particular male appendage stunk of gangrene and even had some suspicious wrinkles on the top that I'd rather not elaborate upon. My boyfriend said it made him feel inadequate, but we just kept reminding ourselves that it's just sausage on a stick.--Jen Bunty