Shake things up

The crab chip

Shake things up: UTZ "The Crab Chip," potato chips with Chesapeake Bay crab seasoning

Ingredients: Potatoes, cottonseed oil, salt, "spices," paprika, sugar, onion powder and yucky chemicals

Damage: $1.59, 5 oz.

Skinny: These aren't actually made with Old Bay, but an approximation of the popular crab-topper. This might be why the chips are nowhere near as enjoyable as the Old Bay-sprinkled fries or popcorn. Eating several of these (which is easy to do, even if you don't like them) results in an unpleasant inner-mouth experience. Lick the crab-, Old Bay- and goo-coated newspapers protecting your table at a crab feast, and that's about the same seafoody, greasy, burntish flavor of these chips.--Amanda Krotki