Ren Fest munchie

Steak on a stake

Stuff on sticks: Steak on a stake

Skinny: This one was moderately edible, but points were deducted for the play on words that scored "red hot" on the corny-o-meter. The Angus beef was bland, so smuggle some A.1. in with you if you plan to indulge. Note: The A.1. bottle can also be used to menacingly threaten Renaissance tykes running around wreaking havoc and throwing Naomi Campbell-level hissy fits throughout the village.—Jen Bunty