Ren Fest munchie

Sir Lance-a-Wurst

Stuff on sticks: Sir Lance-a-Wurst on a Stick at Ren Fest

Skinny: We'll bet there are better uses for this naked piece of meat than actually eating it. This frighteningly large culinary representation of a particular male appendage stunk of gangrene and even had some suspicious wrinkles on the top that we'd rather not elaborate upon. It made one of us feel inadequate, but we just kept reminding ourselves that it's just sausage on a stick.—Jen Bunty