Presidential burritos

Rivals

Born rivals, the O-chili-bama burrito (pictured left) stands on such tried-and-true ingredients as Mexican rice, turkey chili, tortilla strips, jalapeno peppers topped with an oh-so-smooth queso dip (just right for big cheese lobbyists), fresh salsa and green onions, while the McCain-chilada burrito espouses the virtues of Mexican rice, mesquite chicken (non-mesquite chicken can't handle such responsibilities), tortilla strips, queso dip and fresh salsa topped with green enchilada sauce, sour cream and cilantro.