Presidential burritos

Decision 2008

Whether you're sitting on Wall Street and you've strapped on a golden parachute, or you're job hunting on Main Street and you're strapped for cash, California Tortilla presents an economic plan to put a burrito in the hands of every American. Cal Tort seeks to appease red-staters and blue-staters alike, offering up two burritos of presidential proportions. It is time for change, time to take a departure from the standard burrito offerings to which Americans have grown accustomed. It is time to find a common ground at lunch time.

Editor's note: Though the presidential burritos are no longer available, we can't help but dream of seconds. Really, this may have been the only thing we enjoyed during the election process.