Munchie: Steady mac'n

Baked macaroni and cheese at Jimmy's Restaurant

Ingredients: Macaroni crisped with American, provolone, cheddar and Parmesan cheeses and sparkling with grease. Bring Drano for your arteries.

Damage: $6.95

Skinny: This was the largest portion of mac and cheese that I sampled, and by far the greasiest, and I mean that in the yummy, Mickey D's way. I must also admit that I was flattered when I saw the large sign they put up, reading that it was a special, just because little ol' me was coming to try it.

I wish I could return the favor by flattering them on their recipe, but it left me feeling kind of blasé. That is, until I got home and spent the rest of the night behind a closed bathroom door, transforming my shrugging and indifference into Imodium and contempt.—Jen Bunty