Munchie: Makin' bacon

Lisa Marie at Golden West Café

Ingredients: Start your day with a heartbreaking heart attack served up warm and gooey. Buttermilk pancakes are embedded with thick strips of bacon and topped with bananas sautéed in honey and peanut butter with a side of maple syrup.

Damage: $8, double the pancakes to make it an Elvis for $13

Skinny: Golden West's hunk of love could very well have been the manner in which Mr. Presley supersized himself in his final years, though it is a definitive ode to bacon. One pancake is the Lisa Marie, but we dare you to go for the real Elvis, which features two. A few bites and you'll be full enough to wail, "I need somebody to lean on," like the King himself.