Munchie: Makin' bacon

Bacon-infused vodka at Captain Larry's

Ingredients: Stoli Vodka and bacon

Damage: $5.50

Skinny: The staff at Captain Larry's highly recommends this libation in a Bloody Mary, but, if you're after a badge of novelty, then by all means go for it straight up. Be prepared for a mouthful of seawater and rubbing alcohol with a porky aftertaste, though, and be sure to avoid the mysterious floating bits. Call ahead if you're going solely for this rarity, as Larry's only makes sporadic batches. Certainly worth bragging rights; but palate-wise, bacon vodka is just one of those things probably best left to urban legend.