Munchie: Gourd yourself

Granny Smith apple cheesecake at Taste

Ingredients: French-style cheesecake with apples and cinnamon

Damage: $7.25

Skinny: Based on the deliciousness of Taste's menu, I assumed this dish would be totally safe. I was wrong. It was chalky, and the flavor was almost unbearable—not to mention that it looked like someone scarfed cheese, apples and a handful of sugar, then puked it all up on a plate. Gross, I know, but so was this.—Jen Bunty