Oriole crepe at Time Café
Ingredients: The Oriole was drowned with spicy honey mustard that made our noses run and our eyes water. Besides the overwhelming sauce, the crepe contained chicken breast, spinach and mozzarella.
Damage: $7.95
Skinny: I'm not a fan of runny noses. Plus, my friend admitted that the sauce scared her, so neither of us will be trying the Oriole again. The party going on in my mouth started out all normal and chill, but then the spicy police showed up and wrecked everything. I hate that. Originally, my friend and I ordered the Chesapeake crepe, but that order was shot down because Time Café lacked a critical part of that savory treat: crab meat. One question: do the Oriole baseball players really taste like mustard? A little left field, I know.—Laura Duffy
