Munchie: Baltimore-themed sushi rolls

Soft-shelled Crab Roll at Chiu's Sushi

Ingredients: Soft-shelled crab, smelt roe, rice and seaweed

Damage: $9.95 (5 pieces)

Skinny: You could put a crispy, deep-fried soft shell crab in between two slices of three-week-old Wonder Bread and it would be freaking delicious, so it came as no surprise that this was a rather righteous roll. Strike that. It wasn't just righteous—it was bitchin'!—Robert Jacobs