Crab nachos at Nacho Mama's
Ingredients: Nacho Mama's serves complimentary tortilla chips in a hubcap. It's also the home of the famous Hubcap Margarita. So we were not surprised to receive a "tire" of nachos circled around a mound of salsa and sour cream. The Crab Nachos top tortillas with Nacho Mama's Crab Dip (the only dip we've encountered with jalapeños in the mix!) and more Cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses than most people eat in a month.
Damage: $9.95
Skinny: Even if the arteries pumpin' in and out of your heart are as wide as the Harbor Tunnel, Nachos Mama's Crab Nachos will clog 'em. But, seriously, try to consider that a good thing. Everyone has to die sometime, why not go out with a mouthful of delicious nachos? Nacho Mama's crab dip is thick and sweet, and the jalapeño adds a subtle but spicy kick. The thick layer of cheese across the top secures the nachos to the plate and keeps the crab dip below nice and warm. Go to Nacho Mama's, and try the Crab Nachos. Where else are you gonna get crab dip on nachos? But, please try to share. We'd hate to learn of a death by nachos.–Mark Gross



