Frozen beach treats

Kohr Bros. Frozen Custard

Frozen beach treats: Small orange-vanilla swirl at Kohr Bros. Frozen Custard

Ingredients: Creamy, orange and white, this frozen custard concoction is like a soft, layered creamsicle. Except it comes on an ice cream cone instead of a wooden stick. Even though they may taste the same, cones come with fewer splinters.

Damage: $3.25

Skinny: Calling its product the original frozen custard, Kohr Bros. makes more money in one day on its signature soft-serve than you will this year. (Don't tell your father. It'll only give him another reason to call you lazy.) Millions of custard lovers--most of whom were standing in front of me in the 15-minute line--can't be wrong. Try to finish the whole thing before it melts down the sides of the cone and you start to look like a four-year-old at a birthday party.--Jason Rhodes