Chili

Café Hon

Chili: Chili at Café Hon

Ingredients: Café Hon's is a pretty standard blend of ground beef, kidney beans, peppers and chili powder.

Damage: $4.50 ($4.95 with cheese and onions)

Skinny: Chili just like Mom's. And when you're there it's all: here you go, honey and thanks, sweety. Finally, you can hunker down for a bowl of chili that tastes homemade, but not have to deal with that incessant nagging: When are you gonna settle down with someone nice? Why'd you have to go and get another tattoo? When is that rash gonna clear up? Uh, sorry. Was that awkward for anyone else? --Mark Gross