Beer belly

Red Brick Station

Beer belly: Chesapeake crab balls at Red Brick Station

Ingredients: Cheesy crab goop fried in Avenue Ale beer batter and served on a bed of random green stuff

Damage: $11.99

Skinny: These babies were delicious--and for 12 bucks, they'd better be. I invested in Red Brick's famous beer sampler ($4.50) beforehand, and I'd suggest you follow suit. It will make the task of draining your wallet for four measly balls of fluff much easier to swallow.--Jen Bunty