Beer belly

Piv's Pub

Beer belly: Bud beer-battered mozzarella sticks at Piv's Pub

Ingredients: A match made in heaven: beer and cheese

Damage: $5.99

Skinny: These mozzarella sticks looked average, but having a Budweiser beer batter made the shell smoother, creating a less crunchy stick. Your opinion of it will depend on whether you are a crunchy or non-crunchy person. Whether it's pizza or peanut butter, bacon or pie crust, I like crunch--so I could definitely lead a happy, healthy-ish existence without ever eating these again.--Jen Bunty