Beer belly

Piv's Pub

Beer belly and One ring to feed them all: Beer-battered onion rings at Piv's Pub

Ingredients: Onion rings deep-fried in Coors Light

Damage: $5.99

Skinny: There was nothing particularly outstanding about these, but the fact that they are giant beer-battered rings of onion puts them well ahead of the pack. Finally, someone's had the sense to combine two of America's greatest pastimes: drinking beer and eating Funyuns.--Jen Bunty