Smackdown: Tuna

Tuna and avocado appetizer at Red Star

First impression: Is that T.G.I. Friday's spinach dip?

Contents: Chunks of raw tuna and avocado served with chili oil and tortilla chips

Fork or chopsticks? Neither! This is a dip, so use your hands.

Damage: $11.95 (appetizer). There was $11.95 worth of dip on the plate, but not enough flavor to match.

Decision: This appetizer does not taste bad. On the other hand, it doesn't taste good. It really doesn't taste like anything. There are plenty of delicious options at Red Star, so don't order this.

Fish tales: Least entertaining