Pigging out at the State Fair

Cheesesteak

First impression: After our second bite of Little Richard's cheesesteak sandwich, 50 percent of the remaining meat fell out of the sandwich. That was another negative, along with dry meat and cheese-colored topping that was visible to one sense (sight) but invisible to another (taste). The bun was warm, though.

Fair damage: It's not worth $7 for this mess. Spend that money trying to win a Stewie Griffin knock-off doll. He's hilarious.

Midway mood: One of our great food pet peeves is sloppy sandwiches. Thumbs down for Little Richard's Sloppy Sandwich Mistake. Heat getting to us. We need to sit down in the shade.