Munchie: Food we can't quite swallow

Looney's

Ingredients: Looney's version of this snack is piled on top of a soft and somewhat moist pretzel, making for a rough starting point. Though topped with a mountain of crab dip and heaps of cheddar, these mammoth crab pretzels don't have the distinct taste offered by others.

Damage: $10.99

Skinny: If a crab pretzel could be considered the best on girth alone, Looney's would be a shoe-in (a large, cheesy shoe). Their crab pretzel, though, is kind of bland and a little greasy. Despite its culinary shortcomings, its size makes it the perfect drunken bar snack to share with friends in Canton.—Mark Gross