Munchie: Food we can't quite swallow

Bilious bites

Food we can't quite swallow

Every month here at Metromix, we embark on a truly difficult--often life-threatening--journey. And we do it for you. We canvass the city looking for the best munchies we can find, then we eat them so you don't have to. We're saving you from countless calories and clogged arteries and, in rare cases, we're protecting you from having to swallow some truly gag-worthy dishes. Think phallic meat and bivalves--always tasty, never pretty.

In our travels, we've encountered a seemingly disproportionate amount of cheese-slathered, crab-covered, fattening munchies that would make a weaker eater toss his cookies. Here they are.