Discover Birches' baked potato club

Brooke's spud

Toppings: She ordered applewood smoked bacon ($2), Vermont Cheddar ($3) and sour cream ($1), but her baker was delivered with scrambled eggs ($2), applewood smoked bacon and Vermont Cheddar.

Damage: $11

Eyes on the prize: Though she didn't get the potato she was after, Brooke still called the potato "a conduit to heaven." The size and amount of bacon on her baker subdued her frustration and lulled her into porkish delight.