Discover Birches' baked potato club

Chuck's spud

Toppings: Applewood smoked bacon ($2), mozzarella ($2) and scallions ($2)

Damage: $10

Eyes on the prize: Chuck's common sense approach to Birches' spud club lead to the realization that, "We're spending $56 on just potatoes." We contend that these are not just potatoes. That these are, instead, carb-tastic vessels to comfort and contentment. What's peace of mind worth to you?