We decided to test the theory that we'll all scream for ice cream by visiting a handful of Baltimore ice cream shops. In order to cut down on sample error, we chose vanilla. Boring? Perhaps. But why mess with a classic? Throughout, sundae sizes are approximations due to a lack of industry standardization. We've contacted the Sundae Society of Weights and Measures, but they declined to comment. That didn't stop us from diving right into our research. Could anything, really?

Let the pig out begin!