'X-Files': The Mulder-Scully hookup

Season two: The down 'n' dirty

Mulder’s sex life: While Scully was missing, Mulder takes the opportunity of his newly single status to have a fling with a hot vampire chick [Duchovny's then real life flame, actress Perrey Reeves, pictured] in L.A.

Scully’s sex life: So dead it lacks a pulse.

Do they do it?: Nope—and it’s looking even less likely at this point.