'X-Files': The Mulder-Scully hookup

Season four: The down 'n' dirty

Mulder’s sex life: Still centered on porn.

Scully’s sex life: While Mulder’s on vacation, Scully hooks up with a guy [Rodney Rowland, pictured] she meets in a tattoo parlor. He talks her into getting her own tattoo—she digs the pain—and then takes her back to his place. Unfortunately, their tattoos are possessed by the voice of Jodie Foster and Scully’s new boy toy nearly adds her to his growing list of murder victims.

Do they do it?: No, but a shape-shifting loser makes himself look like Mulder and almost gets to first base with Scully.