"Iron Man"
Mask and Repulsor Gauntlet
The packaging for this dress-up-and-shoot-at-stuff set
encourages kids to “be like the invincible Iron Man.” Donning this mask
would doubtless transform any tot into an alcoholic billionaire
lothario with a penchant for massive collateral damage. The plastic
discs fired by the gauntlet are fairly harmless, but with good aim and
practice you might be able to shoot someone’s eye out.
Also available: Scented mini-highlighters
Noticeably absent: Bedroom playset with Gwyneth Paltrow figure
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