Comedy or Things To Watch Movies

The Men Who Stare at Goats -

Starring: George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey
Struggling reporter Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) gets the scoop of a lifetime when he meets Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), who claims to be from a unit of psychic soldiers who have been reactivated for duty. Intrigued by Cassady's assertions that they can walk through walls and kill goats by fixed gazes, Wilton follows him on a dangerous, top-secret mission across Iraq to find the brigade's founder, Bill Django (Jeff Bridges) .

Today's Showtimes:

Harbor East Theatre

645 President Street - Baltimore (Harbor)

West Nursery

1591 W. Nursery Road - Linthicum (Near the Airport)

G-Force -

Starring: Bill Nighy, Zach Galifianakis, Sam Rockwell, Tracy Morgan
Armed with the latest high-tech spy gear, a guinea pig named Darwin (Sam Rockwell) and his team of specially trained rodents are often the last line of defense against chaos and destruction. But when the government shuts them down and ships them off to a pet shop, Darwin and his gang will have to find a way to break out and prevent a mad billionaire (Bill Nighy) from taking over the world.

The Invention of Lying -

Starring: Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Jonah Hill, Louis C.K.
Mark Bellison (Ricky Gervais) is a down-on-his-luck writer who lives in world where falsehoods are completely unknown. When Mark suddenly develops the ability to lie, the notion that ``honesty is the best policy'' goes out the window, and he uses his newfound skill for personal gain.

Today's Showtimes:

AMC Loews Georgetown 14

3111 K Street N.W. - Washington (Northwest)

AMC Courthouse Plaza 8

2150 Clarendon Blvd - Arlington

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 3D -

Starring: Bill Hader, Anna Faris, James Caan, Bruce Campbell
When hard times hit Swallow Falls, its townspeople can only afford to eat sardines. Flint Lockwood, a failed inventor, thinks he has the answer to the town's crisis. He builds a machine that converts water into food, and becomes a local hero when tasty treats fall from the sky like rain. But when the machine spins out of control and threatens to bury the whole world under giant mounds of food, Flint finds he may have bitten off more than he can chew.

Today's Showtimes:

Carmike 14

1365 N. Dupont Hwy, Ste. 320 - Dover

Zombieland -

Starring: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin
After a virus turns most people into zombies, the world's surviving humans remain locked in an ongoing battle against the hungry undead. Four survivors -- Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) and his cohorts Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) -- abide by a list of survival rules and zombie-killing strategies as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles.

Today's Showtimes:

West Nursery

1591 W. Nursery Road - Linthicum (Near the Airport)

AMC Loews White Marsh 16

8141 Honeygo Blvd - Baltimore

Aliens in the Attic -

Starring: Carter Jenkins, Austin Butler, Ashley Tisdale, Kevin Nealon
A family vacation is anything but restful when young Tom Pearson (Carter Jenkins), his siblings, and his cousins encounter an invading force of tiny aliens who are bent on conquering Earth. The aliens gain control of Ricky, the boyfriend of Tom's sister Bethany (Ashley Tisdale) . Using an implant in his brain, they use him to carry out their plot. When Tom learns that the implant works only on grown-ups, he sees a chance to fight off the invaders -- but only if the adults are kept clueless.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off -

Starring: Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara, Jennifer Grey

Old Dogs -

Starring: John Travolta, Robin Williams, Kelly Preston, Seth Green
While preparing for an important business deal, two bachelors (John Travolta, Robin Williams) become the unexpected caretakers of twin children. One debacle after another follows as the two clueless men try to take care of both their business duties and the two rambunctious siblings. Though their lives are turned upside-down, the men may just gain a new understanding of what is really important in life.

Today's Showtimes:

United Artists Snowden Square Stadium 14

9161 Commerce Center Drive - Columbia

Regal Hunt Valley Stadium 12

11511 McCormick Road - Hunt Valley

Fantastic Mr. Fox -

Starring: George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray
After twelve years of bucolic bliss, Mr. Fox (George Clooney) breaks a promise to his wife (Meryl Streep) and raids the farms of their human neighbors, Boggis, Bunce and Bean. Giving in to his animal instincts not only endangers his marriage, but also the lives of his family and their animal friends. When the farmers force Mr. Fox and company deep underground, he'll have to resort to his natural craftiness to rise above the opposition.