Comedy Listings

Pirate Radio -

Starring: Philip Hoffman, Bill Nighy, Rhys Ifans, Nick Frost
In 1966, BBC radio broadcasts less than an hour of pop music a day, forcing pirate DJs to take up the slack from boats anchored outside British waters. Quentin (Bill Nighy) is the commander of such a pirate station, overseeing a host of seedy, lusty and dope-smoking DJs, including the Count (Philip Seymour Hoffman) and Dave (Nick Frost), who makes it his personal mission to see to it that Quentin's newly arrived godson (Tom Sturridge) loses his virginity.

Today's Showtimes:

Harbor East Theatre

645 President Street - Baltimore (Harbor)

Bow Tie Cinemas Annapolis Harbour

2474 Solomons Island Rd - Annapolis

Old Dogs -

Starring: John Travolta, Robin Williams, Kelly Preston, Conner Rayburn

While preparing for an important business deal, two bachelors (John Travolta, Robin Williams) become the unexpected caretakers of twin children. One debacle after another follows, as the two clueless men try to take care of both their business duties and the rambunctious siblings. Though their lives are turned upside-down, the men may just gain an understanding of what is really important in life.

Today's Showtimes:

East Point Movies 10

7938 Eastern Avenue - Baltimore

R/C Hollywood Cinema 4

5509 Oregon Ave. - Arbutus

Couples Retreat -

Starring: Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love
Four couples, all friends, descend on a tropical island resort. Though one husband and wife are there to work on their marriage, the others just want to enjoy some fun in the sun. They soon find, however, that paradise comes at a price: Participation in couples therapy sessions is mandatory. What started out as a cut-rate vacation turns into an examination of the common problems many face.

Today's Showtimes:

Regal Ballston Common Stadium 12

671 N. Glebe Road - Arlington

Regal Pembroke Cinema 8

4576-76 Virginia Beach Blvd - Virginia Beach

Planet 51 -

Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long, Gary Oldman
When astronaut Capt. Charles ``Chuck'' Baker lands on Planet 51, he thinks he's the first lifeform to ever set foot there. Instead, he gets the surprise of his life when he learns that Planet 51 is indeed inhabited by little green people who live in an idyllic version of 1950s America -- complete with a universal fear of alien invasion.

Today's Showtimes:

East Point Movies 10

7938 Eastern Avenue - Baltimore

AMC Towson Commons 8

435 York Rd. - Towson

Gremlins -

Starring: Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Hoyt Axton, Frances McCain

Back to the Future -

Starring: Michael Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Crispin Glover, Lea Thompson

The Princess and the Frog -

Starring: Anika Rose, Bruno Campos, Keith David, Michael-Leon Wooley
Hardworking and ambitious, Tiana (Anika Noni Rose) dreams of one day opening the finest restaurant in New Orleans. Her dream takes a slight detour when she meets Prince Naveen (Bruno Campos), who's been turned into a royal amphibian by evil Dr. Facilier. Mistaking her for a princess and hoping to break the spell, Naveen plants a kiss on poor Tiana -- thereby turning her into a frog as well. The pair hop along on an adventure through the bayous to seek the help of a powerful voodoo priestess.

Today's Showtimes:

United Artists Marley Station

7900 Governor Richie Hwy. - Glen Burnie (Near the Airport)

United Artists Snowden Square Stadium 14

9161 Commerce Center Drive - Columbia

Did You Hear About the Morgans? -

Starring: Hugh Grant, Sarah Parker, Sam Elliott, Mary Steenburgen
New Yorkers Paul (Hugh Grant) and Meryl (Sarah Jessica Parker) Morgan seem to have it all -- except for the fact that their marriage is crumbling around them. But their romantic woes are small compared to the world of trouble they find themselves in after they witness a murder. To protect them from an assassin, federal agents whisk Paul and Meryl away to small-town Wyoming, where their marriage will either finally crash and burn, or their passion will re-ignite.

The Men Who Stare at Goats -

Starring: George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey
Struggling reporter Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) gets the scoop of a lifetime when he meets Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), who claims to be from a unit of psychic soldiers who have been reactivated for duty. Intrigued by Cassady's assertions that they can walk through walls and kill goats by fixed gazes, Wilton follows him on a dangerous, top-secret mission across Iraq to find the brigade's founder, Bill Django (Jeff Bridges) .

Today's Showtimes:

Harbor East Theatre

645 President Street - Baltimore (Harbor)

Bow Tie Cinemas Annapolis Harbour

2474 Solomons Island Rd - Annapolis