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College nights

Graduate to bigger, better and cheaper drink specials

By Dan Piepenbring

Special to Metromix
August 15, 2007

College nights
The Greene Turtle gets packed on college night. (Credit: Mike Fila)
You're young and newly legal. Not only are you suddenly allowed to enter bars, but it turns out they devote entire nights to you and other thirsty coeds. If you've managed to convince yourself that classes are so difficult they warrant near constant drunkenness, permit us to show you where the booze flows freely (or at least flows incredibly inexpensively).
The Greene Turtle

The Greene Turtle

408 York Road - Towson
410-825-3980

With nightly specials like shooter wheel (Mondays), Wednesday with Buds and get bombed (Saturdays), there's no doubt the Turtle's coercing coeds by flagrantly indulging binge drinking. But if the Towson Turtle's efforts don't make getting sauced interesting enough, head to Fells, where B-more's Turtle turns drinking into a sport, with beer pong each Wednesday.

Howl at the Moon Baltimore

Howl at the Moon Baltimore

22 Market Place - Baltimore
410-783-5111

If the club scene isn't your thing, Howl at the Moon just might be the solution to your Thursday night dilemma. It's right nearby, has the feel of your typical college bar and, oh yeah, the deals: $1 Miller Lite cans, $2 shots, $3 flavored vodka shots and $15 buckets of booze. Bring your student I.D.--as you must to all of these events--and there's no cover before 11 p.m.

Go ahead and envy us. We study the bar scene while you study Chaucer and/or childhood psychology and/or aggregate demand curves. But, damn it, kids, we worked hard to get here. When we were your age, college was ... well, more or less the same as it is today. And yet, what do we do with our masterfully accrued knowledge? We give it to you. It's a thankless job, we know; we're unsung heroes. But somebody's gotta do it.

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