Poisons

1-900-CALL-ME-A-CAB

1-900-CALL-ME-A-CAB at Huckas

Ingredients: A crazy combination of Grand Marnier, Malibu Rum, amaretto, Stoli Razberi, Southern Comfort, raspberry liqueur, melon liqueur, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and orange juice. Basically, you need to hold-up a liquor store or two to make it.

Damage: $8

Skinny: Juicy Juice just doesn't excite me now half as much as it did in my youth -- it's similar to the way I feel about Flintstones Daily Vitamins. But, when mixed with semi-lethal quantities of alcohol, my passion for it is restored. The 1-900-CALL-ME-A-CAB may have completely disabled my central nervous system, but it put a smile on my face.--Jen Bunty