Poisons: Yellow Dog Tavern

Weird Al at Yellow Dog Tavern

Ingredients: Tequila, Midori Melon Liqueur, fresh grapefruit juice and a splash of soda

Damage: $6

Skinny: Unlike the man, the Weird Al drink is smooth. And, for the record, there is nothing weird about this drink, either. The fresh-squeezed (yup, done right there in front of you) grapefruit juice really makes a difference, and the added melon liqueur takes some of the bite out of the tequila. Relax, though, this drink's not nearly as tart as it sounds. It may, however, make you want to stand up, play the accordion and sing "Like a Surgeon" or "Smells Like Nirvana," and for that you can blame no one but yourself.