Poisons: Yellow Dog Tavern

Green tea martini at Yellow Dog Tavern

Ingredients: Absolut, Zen Green Tea Liqueur with a cucumber slice and lemon twist garnish

Damage: $7

Skinny: You want to know something? You actually feel healthy drinking this martini, as if green tea even in liquor form will do wonders for your innards. Plus, it’s very fresh tasting which adds to that healthy aesthetic so we’re simply positive that this martini is one that even your doctor would prescribe on a regular basis, drunkenness be damned. No? Oh. Well, at least feel good knowing that the cucumber floating on top can be part of your vegetable serving for the day.