Poisons: Yellow Dog Tavern

Old Bay martini at Yellow Dog Tavern

Ingredients: Stoli and a splash of bloody Mary mix rimmed with a mix of kosher salt and Old Bay

Damage: $7

Skinny: This martini isn’t on the drink list at Yellow Dog any more, but if you ask the bartender very, very nicely and bat your eyes lovingly, he will make it for you. And then you will want to smother him with eye-lash batting kisses again, because it's so delicious. All that vodka and bloody Mary goodness, but with an extra oomph of Old Bay makes the drink spicy and rim-licking good. You may even want to declare "I love this drink!," aloud, and that’s okay. No one is judging you.