Poisons: Shorty's Martini Bar

Charm City mother f#%!er at Shorty's

Ingredients: Vodka, gin, rum, Grand Marnier, Licor 43, Red Bull and a splash of Coke

Damage: $9.50

Skinny: Let’s be honest. This expletive-laden drink sounds like something you may have concocted when you were 14 and raiding your parents' liquor cabinet, throwing in any ol' booze you could get your hands on and then triple-dog-daring your friends to drink it. Thankfully, those days are long gone. Now we only raid the liquor cabinet at family gatherings and holiday parties. Double thankfully, the addition of Red Bull and Coke keep this drink from tasting like alcohol-laden dishwater, and turn it into something quite delish. And, hi, how often can you get away with swearing at a bartender when ordering a drink? Good fuckin' times.