Poisons: Shorty's Martini Bar

Blue bull at Shorty's

Ingredients: Captain Morgan’s, blue Curacao, Red Bull and lime

Damage: $9.50

Skinny: We were all set to tell you about how this drink had flavor bigger than Paul Bunyan’s sidekick, Babe, until we realized that Babe was an ox, not a bull. Whoops! But you get the idea. The abundance of fruity flavors in this very pretty drink are like a vacation for the tongue. Really, the only thing that could make this better would be a paper umbrella and a lounge chair on a white sandy beach.