Poisons: Shorty's Martini Bar

Nazi bastard at Shorty's

Ingredients: Equal parts Jagermeister and Rumple Minze dropped in a half pint of Red Bull

Damage: $9.50

Skinny: The Nazis may have ravaged Germany during WWII, but this dual-colored cocktail won’t ravage your breath when drinking. In fact, this may be an ideal beverage to consume if you hope to do some smooching later with that Frauline or Herr you’ve been making eyes at. The Rumple Minze leaves a good amount of minty aftertaste in your mouth, which means not only do you have liquid courage, but also somewhat-fresh breath, too.