Poisons: Shorty's Martini Bar

French pimp martini at Shorty's

Ingredients: Grand Marnier, Chambord, splash of sour and Red Bull

Damage: $9.50

Skinny: Ooh la la! Bonjour martini! C’est bon! C’est tres funky! If you understood all that, then you're ready to pimp out your tongue and toss back a couple of these martinis. They taste a lot like juice, but after a couple, it’s entirely possible to fall off your barstool. Mon Dieu! Quel dommage?