Poisons: Houlihan's

X-Rated margarita at Houlihan's

Ingredients: Patron Silver Tequila blended with X-Rated Fusion Liqueur and sour mix, served on the rocks

Damage: $8.50

Skinny: X-Rated Fusion Liqueur is premium French vodka infused with organic fruits, such as blood oranges, mangoes and passion fruit. Vodka in a margarita? We were surprised, too, but the infusion of citrusy-sweet fruit complements the sour mix and creates a kinder, gentler 'rita.

This drink is sweet, smooth and all-too-easy to suck down, so be careful. X-Rated margaritas could very well lead to X-rated behavior. Not that that's particularly a bad thing...