Poisons: Five

Strawberry cheesecake martini at Five

Ingredients: House-infused strawberry vodka, Licor 43, Bailey’s and fresh strawberries

Damage: $9

Skinny: This is 100 percent a girly-girl drink. Guys, order this cocktail, and check your manhood at the door. Sorry, it’s true. This martini has all the signature girly-girl drink qualities: It’s sugary sweet, it’s milkshake creamy, it has Bailey’s in it, it’s named after a dessert and it’s pink—not Malibu Barbie pink, but pink enough that no self-respecting dude should order it. But, if you’re a girl, drink up! This martini tastes good, and comes with a little Barbie-sized carafe of leftovers. How cute is that?