Poisons: Five

Hawaiian martini at Five

Ingredients: House-infused pineapple vodka, Van Gogh Vanilla Vodka, Malibu Rum and fresh pineapple

Damage: $9

Skinny: What is it about pineapple, coconut and rum flavors that are so appealing? We drink this cocktail and imagine sitting under a palm tree on a white sand beach, cool breezes blowing while the towel boy—we shall call him Raul—rubs lotion over our hot, sweaty body, and then he.... Oh, wait, where were we? Right, the drink. It’s great. Makes us think of vacation. The best part is eating the booze-infused hunk of pineapple, its sweet, succulent juices dripping down...