Poison: Baltimore Pho

Incredible Hulk at Baltimore Pho

Ingredients: The bartender wouldn’t give us all his secrets, but the main ingredients include Hpnotiq, brandy or Cognac and a splash of pineapple juice.

Damage: $7.50

Skinny: This cocktail won’t give you bulging muscles or super-human strength, but that's fine—cut off shorts are a look you really should avoid. Unlike the angry Hulk, this tasty concoction is sweet and a little bit fruity, without being overly so. The drink is good for cooling down mouths after one too many dashes of red chili sauce, though. The Hulk's flavors work because they don't get between us and our food, which would make us angry. And you wouldn't like us when we're angry.—Molly V. Strzelecki