Strip club eats

We reveal the naked truth about nudie bar dining

By John Houser III
Special to Metromix

When you go to a strip club—and don't pretend you don't—the last thing you think about is ordering food. The thought of eating Buffalo wings, then using sticky fingers to offer lovely ladies dollar bills is bad news for everyone involved. Many people have an intrinsic aversion to eating at strip clubs. Metromix even has a friend with only one rule in life: "Never eat at a strip club." With this mantra in mind, Metromix set out to discover what the real deal is with food at adult entertainment venues.

We were pleasantly surprised to find that all of the places we visited served good food made by chefs who take their jobs seriously. Most items were better than average bar food, and one place even served food that tasted better than most restaurants we've visited. We're here to tell you that it's OK to grab a bite while kicking back and watching beautiful women shake what their mamas gave them. But please, no food in the Champagne room. That would just be weird.

Grab plenty of one dollar bills and let's go.

Pictured: Angi, Patrice, Mia and Logan of Millstream