Poisons: Super-sized drinks

The hubcap margarita at Nacho Mama's

Ingredients: Tequila, triple sec, lime juice

Damage: $14.29

Skinny: Nacho Mama's hubcap margarita is a limey, well-mixed marg. Hubcaps don't provide an exact measurement, but staff report the hubcap marg to be somewhere between three and four regular margaritas, which seems about right. It comes with six straws, but don't be ashamed if you drink it all yourself. Though you can't salt the rim of a hubcap, we still like the concept. It's fun trying to figure out what kind of car the hubcap came from.

Price per ounce: Somewhere between $0.30 and $0.40 per ounce