Poisons: Super-sized drinks

Buckets at Howl at the Moon

Ingredients: Varies depending on flavor

Damage: $15 on Wednesdays and Thursdays, $27 on Fridays and Saturdays

Skinny: It's an 86-ounce bucket, and it's full of alcohol. We tried the Oriole crush, hoping it would remind us of the beach and the orange crushes we drink there. Howl at the Moon's version was decidedly different, and though we couldn't discern all the ingredients, we can guarantee that the only other place in Baltimore with a concentration of sugar this large is the Domino Sugar plant. Howl at the Moon buckets are sure to please the packs of girls whose only goals are to get hyper, hammered and hung-over.

Price per ounce: Just $0.17 per ounce on Wednesdays and Thursdays! A more typical $0.31 per ounce Fridays and Saturdays.