Poisons: Super-sized drinks

The monster margarita at No Way Jose Cafe

Ingredients: Tequila, triple sec, sour mix, lime juice

Damage: $14.15 for the house margarita (without the souvenir glass)

Skinny: The 46-ounce monster comes in a souvenir glass, in case you want to pay a little extra and have something to remind you of your foolishness. No Way's house margarita is tart and plenty strong, and comes with or without a salted rim. People generally don't leave No Way sober, and this drink guarantees they don't.

Price per ounce: $0.31 per ounce